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:: Sunday, November 23, 2003 ::

ermagetton [3:16 PM]: and holy fuck, i made a masterpiece
ermagetton [3:16 PM]: a fucking masterpiece...nothign i make ever again will ever come close to Penelope
Nickmac11 [3:16 PM]: YOU NAMED IT?!
ermagetton [3:16 PM]: and so it is a good thing that ceramics didn't fit into my schedule
ermagetton [3:16 PM]: YES! it was an octopus
ermagetton [3:17 PM]: IS an octopus...she is on display downstairs in my living room
Nickmac11 [3:17 PM]: I'm sorry, just the prospect of naming an art piece is hysterical
Nickmac11 [3:17 PM]: Well...crap...now I want to see it
ermagetton [3:17 PM]: well, art pieces have titles...and that is her "title"...but really, it is her name
ermagetton [3:17 PM]: i have a picture of it
ermagetton [3:17 PM]: charles newcomb photgraphed it
Nickmac11 [3:17 PM]: Penelope
Nickmac11 [3:17 PM]: Ha ha ha
ermagetton [3:18 PM]: so i have an 8x10 black and white of penelope
Nickmac11 [3:18 PM]: Well, bring a picture of it to school tomorrow...I must see this Penelope
ermagetton [3:18 PM]: i wanted a picture of it because i thought she wasn't going to make it out of the kiln alive
Nickmac11 [3:18 PM]: Ha ha ha
ermagetton [3:18 PM]: i mean, she is a fucking beast...i had to use ceiling tiles to trnasport her around
Nickmac11 [3:19 PM]: Ha ha ha
Nickmac11 [3:19 PM]: I would have liked to see you have a breakdown should Penelope have died...or been destroyed
ermagetton [3:19 PM]: and of course...she blew up in the kiln
ermagetton [3:20 PM]: but i was prepared for it
Nickmac11 [3:20 PM]: Wait...
Nickmac11 [3:20 PM]: But she's on display in your living room?
Nickmac11 [3:20 PM]: oh, the photograph
ermagetton [3:20 PM]: i had taken pictures...there proof of my brilliance
ermagetton [3:20 PM]: yes and she underwent major surgery
Nickmac11 [3:20 PM]: Aww...I'm so sorry
ermagetton [3:20 PM]: i didn't want to let her die
Nickmac11 [3:20 PM]: Ha ha ha
ermagetton [3:21 PM]: and so i glued her back, put some molding paste on her, painted her up all pretty and she was as good as new
Nickmac11 [3:21 PM]: I'm envisiong the Last of the Mohicans scene where he's about jump over the waterfall and screaming at the girl to stay alive
Nickmac11 [3:21 PM]: Ha ha ha
ermagetton [3:21 PM]: hahahah
ermagetton [3:21 PM]: so penelope is STILL alive
Nickmac11 [3:21 PM]: Just surgeically altered
ermagetton [3:21 PM]: because when she exploded, it was fixable
ermagetton [3:22 PM]: just her eye popped off, but apparently it made a really bad noise and scared the other ceramics class shitless
Nickmac11 [3:22 PM]: Ha ha ha
ermagetton [3:22 PM]: she is purple and yellow
ermagetton [3:22 PM]: with a hint of gold
ermagetton [3:22 PM]: she is magnificent
ermagetton [3:23 PM]: and when i took her home, i didn't get the feeling my mother wanted her around
ermagetton [3:23 PM]: i was really upset, i placed her in the middle of the dining room table and she didn't like it
ermagetton [3:23 PM]: but i had MADE IT...and she comes up to me and says "i thought of the perfect place for penelope!!"
ermagetton [3:23 PM]: "where?"
ermagetton [3:23 PM]: "THE BATHTUB!!!"
Nickmac11 [3:24 PM]: Ha ha ha
ermagetton [3:24 PM]: *look of shock, disgust, and confusion*
Nickmac11 [3:24 PM]: Aww
ermagetton [3:24 PM]: "so that it can be in it's natural habitat!!"
Nickmac11 [3:24 PM]: Oh my god
ermagetton [3:25 PM]: "ok, first of all...it is CLAY, second of all, her natural habitat, had she been real, would be an OCEAN, not a BATHTUB"
Nickmac11 [3:25 PM]: lol

:: Nick Sunday, November 23, 2003 [+] ::