:: Oh, Look, A Tumbleweed ::

:: Monday, November 10, 2003 ::

Between Jennifer's post about the Wedding Scale For Friends and talking with two people recently, I realize I had my own scale I rated my friends by without knowing it. Herewith, the Douglas Coupland Scale:

The lowest level would be those I would kill to meet Douglas Coupland
The middle level would be those I would merely hurt to meet Douglas Coupland (And I mean hurt as maim horribly)
The highest level are those I would not touch or hurt at all...thus, not meeting Douglas Coupland.

How sad is it only three people fit into the highest level. Such is my fanaticism. I embrace it. I really need to read Microserfs again. That book is GENIUS! And Coupland is FAR more genius than this certain author who goes by the name of...Aldous Huxley, maybe?

Oh, yeah, Andrew: Sorry if I kind of left too much specifics on the French/Spanish Clubs. Just was feeling kind of...pulled in three different directions since I was trying to work on three different spreads at the same time

Have I mentioned that I love English AP? Because I do. Whiteside went a bit wild with cause and effect...he even told us to go home and tell our parents that staying out all weekend would result in us getting A's on quizzes. And then to argue that point. And we get to have a project on Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin and freaking Hobbes. A Godlike comic strip. I mean, in what universe do you get an assignment on Calvin and Hobbes? I'm so ready.

Teacher Quotes of the Day

Future president of the United States...and I love him
-Mr. Joyce on Andrew Jackson

So because your house was shot with a BB Gun, you had to wear a pink hat to school
-Mr. Whiteside to Alisha Ellis on cause and effect

Shut up and go to hell, Cleo!
-Mr. Dillard to someone who has a name that rhymes with "Cleo"

Current Mood: La de de
Current Music: The Beatles - I Am The Walrus

:: Nick Monday, November 10, 2003 [+] ::